Upcoming Events

National Set-Your-Neighbors-On-Fire day

Don't you just hate your neighbors? Well, it's okay, because they all hate you too! During this day, on October 30th, the laws that prevent setting your neighbor on fire are lifted, allowing you to do whatever pyromaniacal things you want!!!!

cheesburger

cheese burger can i please get a burger cheese can i get a burger please cheese can i get a please burger cheese

Past Events

National Happiness Day

Do you miss being happy? Well, now you are LEGALLY PERMITTED to have positive emotions for 24 HOURS straight! Annually on July 8th.

pizza

can i get a pepperoni pizza cheese please? Pizza!